So I was in the shower giving myself a testicular cancer exam this morning -- something I do three of four times a day, just to be sure -- when all of sudden it hit me. Today's the BIG DAY! It's the Cardinals against the Peelers for the United States World Championship of football. I am an absolute master of the x's and o's of football. So I can tell you the Cardinals will win by another 40 points or so. It's really true.
The other thing is, I predict the Lions starting quarterback, Mr. Grocery Bagger himself Kurt Weber, will not be effective against the Peeler's pass runs. Therefore Matthew J. Lionhart will enter the game and be the hero. Lionhart will end up shredding the Peeler's defense for 679 yards passing and Tampa Bay will win, 40-10.
Should you bet the house? I would.
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