I took a volcano vacation, otherwise know as participating in a pass, punt and pitch contest, last evening in Rome. The competition really made my teeth mash. I was swept up in the beauty and splendor of my lard. Then came the Air Force Falcons, one of my favorite all time basketball teams. Why are they my favorite? Because they are the first college basketball team in HISTORY that doesn't have a single player who can dunk the ball. Can you imagine?I HIGHLY suggest the Air Force team visits this link so someone can finally dunk. If they don't learn fast then my beloved Falcons are not going to win a single game this year.
Also, if some of these non-jumping wankers would sit down for a meal or two like this young boy eating his breakfast, maybe some power would flow down into the Falcons' collective legs and someone could finally dunk the ball.
Go Air Force!
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