Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How to Hit a Baseball

I realize only 11 or 12 people read my blog. I also understand you have no idea how to hit a baseball. I feel sorry for you. So I have decided to give you some inside tips only the major leaguers know.

The first thing you need is a baseball. Then hit it.

That's all there is to it. But if you still have trouble, call me in 10 minutes so. I am happy to help you further. Just call the toll-free number at the bottom of your screen, I don't care one bit.

THAT'S how you hit a baseball!

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