Many of you remember Aaron Karros, the marvelous shortstop and firstbaseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers farm team.
Unfortunately Aaron lost his entire financial fortune this week due to the fabulous economic turmoil that is gripping the United States.
Aaron, whose middle name is Seinfeld, called me last night in tears asking for $245 million to build a new house. Aaron understands that I am a besmirched sports figure who is known the world over.
But even though I have appeared on such meadows as MSNBC and Ripe Ticket, I just don't have that kind of money.
If any of you are loaded, I hope you realize how much Aaron would like to build a new house. So please send me your money, and I will make sure it gets to Aaron Karros right away. Thank you for your thoughtful consideration.
Love Morty.
2 comments:
You're right, you are kind of funny :)
ThugLife
You are also right So is Morty (I guess you said that...but so what) So Am I but it would be silly of us to sit in a semi-circle patting each other on the back while drinking mexican beer and flipping those who are WRONG off but its a very flattering Photo of you none the less .
Lets try to Focus on those who are wrong for a change! Take this guy Rich Nehwisel Head Coach of UCLA BREWERS .He thinks he can beat the USC coach PETE KARROL/Brady in MONOPoly! HE CERTAINLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES IN FOR..PETE OWNS PARK PLACE Boardwalk and Penn AVE. I think MR PETE has a Special licence from HASBRO to PRINT HIS OWN STACKS OF MONOPOLMONEY !RICKY IS JUST WRONG and taking out a full page add in the Wall Strut Jurnal only ADDS to the FURY AND FIRE .Well I HOPE YOU CAN RETURN AND WE CAN DRINK MEXI_BEER AND GIVE EACH OTHER "THE FINGER"
GOD BLESS
ICKY
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