I spent some time at the Los Angeles Coliseum today. I had field passes to the USC Trojans vs. Arizona State Sun Devils game. USC won the game, but it was a nailbiter all the way through. My suggestion to ASU coach Dirk Koetter is to recruit better players if he wants to start winning close games like this one.
As I spent some time on the sidelines, I observed the age-old practice of players smacking each other on the ass after making a good play. It looked like fun.
I didn't want to be left out, so I ran up and down the sidelines smacking the buttocks of every person I could find before being led away in handcuffs by Coliseum Security.
As I learned the hard way, I should've kept my hands to myself.
Let this be a lesson to all of you. Please don't smack anyone on the ass when you're at a ball game even if you have field passes and all the players are groping each other. Wait until you get home and do it to your friends, family or neighbors instead.
I'm sure they'll enjoy it!
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