Certain characteristics define the best athletes. Three in particular stand out:
- Annual checkups
- The name of their business
- Cartoon-free nature
1. Annual Checkups
The world's best athletes never miss a doctor's appointment. This makes them unique compared to you and your parents because you routinely cancel or reschedule your doctor's appointments and never seem to get to finally visit the doctor. Not only are you very unhealthy, but if you would only keep your doctor's appointments you would be among the world's best athletes.
2. The Name of Their Business
This one speaks for itself.
3. Cartoon-free Nature
Have you ever realized that the world's most impressive sports figurines are NOT cartoon characters but real people instead? They sure are! They aren't Mighty Dog, Speed Racer, Wilma Flintstone or someone like that. They're made of real flesh and books like you and me. Take Mitchell Jordan of the Chicago Bulls for example. He's got several layers of human skin. He's a real person!!!
I think I've made my point. Your comments are welcome and outrageous. Let's hear from you!
4 comments:
Morty is me Icky again , I thought this was common knowledge .Anyways I would rather talk about Dirty Dancing ( the movie ) as opposed to Dirty Dancing ( the ride). A great Film and Tour De Force of emotional genius ! The character "baby" is a 19 year old who cant dance until Patrick Swoozys character whos about 40 ..swoops her off her feet! Baby learns to dance and dance dirty !Incredible ! I noticed that many overweight women share your passion for this film ! Perhaps you may also share their passion for scrapbooking and as one Dirty fan wrote as a hobby, couponing !Sharing ones passions and joys are truly what make us human beings absurd
Hi Morty! (Oops, I mean Icky!),
Well, you are so kind and compassionate and quite obviously a sports officianado. I do have a passion for the movie Dirty Dancing and I have a "thing" for Patrice Swazye. And I love scapbooking too! Yes, sharing passions are the rooty toot toot cause of dentistry and fellows like you are the ones who turn the spokes!
Yes the greatness of the "Swaze" as shes known in "the BIZ". Its a shame about his spinal accident .You recall in 2003 during filming of Dirtiest Dancing part 3 ..Mindy Cohn (natalie of facts of life fame)was the lead role of Babsie...well when "the Swaze attemped to lift her to the air in the epic dance finale...Snap ..the ole back just couldnt take it ! Damn shame ! anyways the Swaze was great in ROADHOUSE .oh mort I did some comments on some of your other masterpieces( BLOGS) stay cool HOMIE
Furthermore, my wife ( only my first)is pregnant so hobbies are in full demand around this household. Couponing sounds fun ..its cheap , they come in the mail and when you buy groceries.The hard part of couponing is what to do with these coupons..I need to consult a Couponist to learn the tricks of the trade.Can you combine your coupons with scrapbooking...i.e. saving them in a scrapbook. Or should the finer coupons you receive be placed in a display case or framed for total family enjoyment? Obviously only a novice couponer would USE these valuable gems of marketing/solisitation and to use it ..in this case is to lose it . Mort , help if you can !
ICKY
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