Perhaps you're among the elite faces who think wide receivers are humans. Sure, wide receivers may not travel to games on spaceships, but they are definitely NOT human.
Disagree? Then maybe you forgot that Did Paul Newman died last week. Sad, but it proves my point.
Take Harriet Tubman. She was not a wide receiver, but she was human, no doubt about it. So it's simple logic. If you are not Harriet Tubman, and you are a wide receiver, you are not human.
Please study the x's and o's of football or you will not have good seats for any remaing games. And you will also not be able to figure anything out. Thanks to all the non-Harriet Tubman wide receivers out there who made this post so easy for me!
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It may be a rumor but I have heard T.O. Terrell Ono was a decendent of Mrs Tuban who was famous for her exploits in WW1 with the Underground Helicopter movement in Japan ? Mort , could you confirm ?...SO is T.O. from the Eagles #82 Human or not ?...He can do alot of situps , thats for sure ....Peace out- 5000 G
Turban Owens of St. Lewis. He is not on the Beagles anymore. He was traded two days ago. Maybe the news didn't reach you yet because I have lots of people giving me inside information before the pubic even hears about it. And you are right, Tuban Owens is a direct human decendant of Harriet Tubman, the ww1 fighter pilot who escaped with her parachute intact.
Mort AS we all know Ballet is indeed a sport !!! Lynn Swoon former USC Toejam Wide reciever , SUPERDUPER BOWL MVP From the Pitssburg Stoolers , and Almost Presedente of The Supreme Court (hanging chud got him ) used to study it to allow him to gain a mastery of Body Control while leaping over the goalpost ..it also helped him do spins and kicks and spiced up his touchydown dance routeen Swoony almost always got at least a 9 for his efforts .I know you and Lynn have lunch often at KOO-ka-ROOS on la cieniga blvd and must discuss this !
Lynn often talked of his ballet as a catalyst for his run for the Supremes court but i forgot what he said about that? MORT I am pleased you love ballet maybe you would also love the movie FLASHDANCE ? MAYBE ? KINDA ? SORTA?
My only concern with Ballet is this craze thats sweeping the nation called RIVERDANCE..they have certain academies for it and every where I turn its..RIVERDANCE this RIVERDANCE that ...I was sitting in my underwear just this morning eating a hot pocket and decided I would watch a movie ..It was about a boat called TITANICKS what happened ?? You Guessed it RIVERDANCE ...I dont see how ballet will ever take off become wrld wide with RIVERDANCE ...maybe they should make special schools for Ballet for those inclined to leap over Goalposts
what cha think
OH and MR LYNN ..he wasnt HUMAN EITHER !!!!!!
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