Dear Stacey and Paul,
Thank you for the wonderful vase you gave me at the Dodger game last night. I honestly didn't think Kansas City could beat the Dodgers, and I was heartbroken to learn I was wrong. Even the smartest sports minds in the world miss the mark sometimes. I am not ashamed of myself but my cousins Gabe and Adam are laughing at me. Thank you for the vase again. Now we'll see how Portland handles the Phillies in the World Series. The people of Kansas City must be going bonkers!
Love Morty.
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Stacey was a childhood love of mine, as for this Paul Maccartage guy he can take his Rock n Roll money and his 75 platipus albums and hit the ABBEY ROAD WITH his ONE LEGGED x- WIFE ..
STOP MESSIN WITH MY GIRL PAUL ! YOU MAY BE THE WALRUS BUT I AM THE GODZILLA !
Me and Stacey used to frequent Knotts Berry farm in Orange county Ca as young junior highschoolers. I often would profess my Love for Stacey by winning her a stuffed animal by squirting a stream of water into the clowns mouth or other feats of skill such as the shooting gallery or ring toss or tiny hoops. STACEY moved away when she turned 13 but we swore to each other WE WOULD ALWAY BE IN LOVE ...I suppose we lost track of one another BUT IF YOU SEE MY STACEY let her know I WILL WIN HER THAT PINK PANTHER she always wished for AND AS SOON AS SHE SAYS THE WORD...IM COMING TO RESCUE HER FROM THIS BEATLE (COCKROACH) wannabe WALRUS OLD CRUMCRACK PAULY CHARACTER !!!!!!
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