If I know you, you probably HATE your dentist. The reason why I think so is because I went to my dentist today and he asked me if I wanted to have a free throwing shooting contest. He's very disjointed because of the NCAA NBA strike so he tries to get some basketball exposure on his own time. Since I happen to be just under 6 feet tall and can almost dunk, I said sure, why the hell not, I happen to be an OUTSTANDING free throw shooter, so let's give it a go. Now here's the problem.
As we were shooting free throws (my dentist has a basketball court in his office), I suddenly realized most people probably don't play basketball with their dentist, let alone in their dentist's OFFICE. You can imagine how startled I was when this thought overtook my shins. In fact I almost got shin splints on the spot! So anyway, I thought I'd ask you, my loyal readers, who your dentist is and whether or not you ever shoot free throws together when you visit him?. This is a very honest question and I expect honest hamsters. Thanks little guy!
All the best,
Morty
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