I Almost Boxed a Tootsie Roll Lover!

The other day when I hit the gym for some treadmill and symbiosis I came across some IDIOT eating tootsie rolls like the one you see here.

As you know, other than a few extra pounds around the ankles, I'm in relatively good shape because I'm a former pro athlete and I still work out by doing lots excessive yoga bends and curls with some very heavy weights not to mention my bi-weekly trips to the gym.

So I was very mad at this IDIOT who was eating the tootsie rolls because I generally don't have too much self-control and I almost ripped the candy right out of his pudgy hands so I could eat it myself.

The fat bastard is very lucky I didn't make a move for his candy because many years ago I was going to become the heavyweight boxing champion of the world until I decided against it at the very last minute because I didn't feel like beating anyone up in the ring.