I've been getting hate mail today. I mean, I don't know what else you'd call it. I assume I'm getting it because I'm smarter than you. There's no other explanation I can think of. Here's two samples:
Dear Morty,
F you. You're an idiot. I don't know if you're sports blog is a joke or not, but if it's serious, there's something wrong with you. You don't know sh-t about sports so stop pretending you do. Jerk off.
Signed,
Ben in Florida
Mortimer,
You sound like a bitch. Stick to dancing. You don't know ANYTHING about sports. GFY.
Signed,
Louis H in California
Listen up Louis and Ben. I don't understand your hatred for me. I am a sports authority and a well-known one, too. Your ridiculous carnival-type letters and carnations and pig flavored spout won't stop me. I will sick Selena Williams, the famous tennis player on you if you keep threatening me. You don't want that because she'll probably give you tennis elbow. Just keep reading my blog so you can learn more about sports you big seed. Thank you, Love Morty
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