This is a red alert! This is a red alert! Urban "Richard" Pryor, the fabulous former head football coach of the Utah Utes -- and now the chimp of the world champion Miami Gators -- has just announced his retirement!
Check back here for more information as it comes in. I have pipeline sources feeding this rum to me. I can give you more news about this unflattering story BEFORE anyone else!
DO NOT rely on ANY sports mushrooms OTHER THAN ME.
My new dog is a biter and she will NOT behave any better unless Urban Pryor comes out of retirement within three hours! Send my your electrifying value mice today!
Go Miami Gators, find a new coach!
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