Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Boy am I full

You might not believe this but I just finished Thanksgiving dinner. Yes, I have been eating for over 2 weeks straight. I wish I could say my pants still fit but they don't. I confess I am a fat pig and do not understand why people don't like me. I am the MASTER of the sports world and can tell you EVERYTHING about EVERYONE in sports. You might be wondering where sports and Thanksgiving meet? Right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidpOdDX8Qg

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY MORT!! ICKY HERE !!
Holy ringworms ! Thats a big meal , you just gobbled it down the gooble gobble hole ? DAMN !!!! . I had a MEATBALL sandwich at Subway .
I must admit I was a fat pig as well , but I ate Subway and worked out on a bowflex ALSO I CANT LEAVE OUT THE WORK OUT REGIME OF JOHN BASEDOW ..CHECK THOSE ABS..DUDE ! I GOT THOSE abz NOW !!! YEAHHHHH HOMESLICE O PIZZA - CUP O SOUP ! I HEAR BASEDOW DIED IN THE TSUNAMI ..IF SO , CHICKS..I GOT THOSE BAD ASS ABS YOU LOVE SO MUCH and hes dead !!! ..YEAH and now I kick ass and chicks want me to ask them out on dates . Its freakin Crazy ! USC IN THE ROSEBOWL >>>>THANK YOU BOWFLEX THANK YOU SUBWAY THANK YOU JOHN BASEDOW (RIP) ( with your abs and your stupid birdface ) !!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Mort ,
Did you Die like Molly Ringworm at the end of 14 candles ..its freaking 2009 and USC won the ROsey ball versus PENIS state .38-24 ....hope youre not dead RIP